What’s the opposite of a Big Mac?

This, my friends, is the new Mac mini.

Obviously I want one as I am shallow and materialistic like that (I did grow up in Thatcher’s Britain – blame her)! However, as my current beige box of generic cards, fans and wires is humming away nicely I will make do with stencilling my lunch box with an Apple logo and fooling my more gullible acquaintences into thinking I am, like, SO cool!