;-)

If you see me and you think I’m winking at you – I’m not.

A) I don’t wink at people per se as I am not a middle-aged lethario with a penchant for girls in school uniform.

B) I have developed a god-awful eye twitch. Evey so often my left eye will just spazz out and start twitching like mad. Most attractive – as if I needed another oddball affliction! Apparently this is caused by fatigue, stress or caffeine, all of which I have been indulging in lately.

Oh, and C) More often than not if I try and wink I end up shutting both eyes at the same time.

Just three reasons why I’m NOT winking at you.