Three things that happened in my past that may account for being a bit odd now I’m approaching maturity (I’ll be 36 next month – yikes)
- Pretended Tic-Tacs were pills and acted out a melodramatic death by eating the whole lot in one mouthful and “collapsing” in front of everyone trying to watch TV. I was totally ignored.
- Put milk in the soda-steam. Don’t try this at home kids, it’s how they make cottage cheese, and makes all subsequent inferior cola-style drinks taste like puke.
- Pretended to get freaked out by the model village at Great Yarmouth because it was so damn boring. My parents really believed my brain couldn’t handle the whole small scale thing and we got to go to the beach instead!
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