I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique

I can’t believe it. The top news story is about a PARROT that has DIED of avian flu  – yet the synapses of newscasters/journalists across the land have not yet been triggered. Come on ‘The Sun’, you can do better than “UK parrot dies of bird flu”, surely?

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    22 October 2005 at 20:50

    Who would have thought that in the final days of mankind the harbinger of doom would come not with a thunderous trumpet blast to split the heavens, but with the tiniest half-throttled squawk of “Who’s a good boy, then?”

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