Snort!

The miserable thought of no chocolate for, like, weeks was actually a very useful feeling to get in touch with today.

Being that I’m such an important person with such an important job and attending such a very important meeting, (yeah right) I was able to realise almost immediately, even though it was the most difficult thing in the world, that I shouldn’t laugh at the boss when he complained that his column was only two inches! In that split second I was able to transfer my feelings of uncontrollable hilarity (which I know would have manifested itself in one of those laughs where all you hear is the pig-like snort at the end), to one of woeful regret and sadness that I would be denied all chocolately loveliness until… when the heck IS Easter anyhow? It had better be soon!