Any holiday that’s based on drinking lots and eating mashed-potatoes is alright by me!
Oh, and apparently they’ve found a new planet in our little old solar system – surely this is comparable to finding an elephant in your sock drawer? And couldn’t they think of anything better than ‘Sedna’ for a name? They did brilliantly well with Uranus – if a space rocket could be powered by schoolboy/girl giggles alone then they could have flown to uranus and back a dozen times by now. May I suggest Planet Mybubes.
TEACHER: Today we are going tolearn all about Mybubes.
CLASS: He, he, he, he, he.