I am taking great heart in the fact that I am woken most morning by a postman with parcels for me. Whilst greeting hairy strangers in my pyjamas (I’m in the pj’s – not them) is a bit irritating…
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The novelty of no TV is now wearing very thin. I’ve had to resort to doing practical things like getting up off the sofa and cleaning out cupboards etc. And get this; having conversations with REAL PEOPLE! The sooner…
You wouldn’t believe how many shades of beige exist in the worlld of paint manufacturers. I used to be sure about what beige was – expecting maybe a subtle shift of hue to enable a liht, medium and dark…
You know it must be November because a trip to the big out-of-town DIY store is like taking a trip to f***ing NARNIA! You can purchase all manner of snow-encrusted, twinkling christmas paraphenalia, but have a go at finding…
I think I’m in for an interesting nights sleep. I have just read the side of the cough medecine I’ve brought – possible side-effects include… drowsiness elation depression irritability nightmares Obviously it’s fingers-crossed for 1 and 2. Think I’ll…
Meet “Pumpy” and “Lumpy”, two HOME-GROWN squashes who enticed the neighbourhood children to our home last night to steal all our sweets and chocolate! I thought we might be in for an egging when we ran out of and…
I made these myself! Very delicate(ish) fairy cakes……
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I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique
I can’t believe it. The top news story is about a PARROT that has DIED of avian flu – yet the synapses of newscasters/journalists across the land have not yet been triggered. Come on ‘The Sun’, you can do…
