I got veh, veh drunk on Friday night. On my 30th birthtday (nearly six years ago now) it was like some switch was flicked, which meant that I went from being able to drink endless pints of snakebite/tequilla slammers/vodka…
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I could use this blog to make a very weak joke about how the new Pope will be chosen by ITV viewers on the new series of ‘Pope Idol’ (geddit)! However, as half my family are Catholic (thankfully the…
‘Rise’ by PiL – what a top tune! This may have to replace my previous number one song for singing out loud whenever I’m in an echoey room (which was ‘Brass In Pocket’ by The Pretenders). Even though I’m…
As is traditional at this time of year, I have eaten far too much chocolate (those bunnies taste so damn good) and very few vegetables or food containing essential nutrients (why fill up on fibre and vitamins when there’s…
The. Best. Music. EVER……
Is it wrong that I get REALLY excited when I’m in a car wash? I don’t mean sexually or anything (although I can see the possibilities), I just love the thundering pelt of the water and soap and the…
If you play me Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) I will freak out, disco style in a public place.…
I’m caring a little too much about the voting on Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. I have programmed the Sky+ box to record every permutation of pre-show, main show, results show and post show episode. If only I could…
Hello internet – it’s been ages – DAYS even – since my last meandering thoughts were noted down here. Apart from realising that I live in the only town in Britain not to get any decent snow (nothing that…