Today I ate a whole punnet of cherries a banana and two nectarines for my lunch. Repurcussions have yet to manifest themselves, but I am staying near a bathroom for the next 24 hours.
I blame Dr Gillian McKeith from Channel 4’s ‘You Are What You Eat‘. God forbid that my pooh might be inferior or that my tongue might be too furry, so I thought I would eat a weeks worth of fruit rations in one go to counteract the curry and curly-wurly I ate for my dinner the night before.
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