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Driving Miss Crazy!

I have blown up another computer, so am having to use an alien computer right now. It has the most unhygenic keyboard I have ever seen/touched… I HOPE that’s Marmite between the keys, if it’s not, I don’t wanna know.

I am now being chauffeured around like the princess I act like I am, as hubby Mark has passed his driving test with flying colours! Calculating how many times I have driven in the past, I have worked out I can go out and get mad drunk on rum-based cocktails, then get picked up from the gutter and driven home whenever I feel like it for the next twenty years! Are you ready liver?

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