My weekend

  • The birds in our street are little, feathered bastards. They are refusing to eat the expensive food I have put out for them and are choosing instead to crap all over my car!
  • I drove to the 24 hour motorway services just to get an extra-large cappuccino with an extra shot. Am an addict, for sure.
  • I think having no TV is making me a bit nuts. I yelled to Mark to get his ass outta the way because I couldn’t see the radio I was listening to.
  • The chocolate treats in my advent calendar taste like soap, but I don’t care. It’s chocolate.

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