I currenly have a problem with snot (sorry for using the green word), that has the same consistency and adhesive power as super-glue. This is proving very inconvenient for things like breathing and talking; I now have an attractive speech impediment resulting in a ‘buh’ sound in words where it really has no right to be (i.e. “them” now sounds like “them-buh”).
Did I happen to mention that I also have a bright red, shiny nose? (Not all the time, just at the moment). It clashes with all my outfits – I may have to work from home tomorrow!
By the power of Kleenex and ‘Trebor Extra Strong Mints’* I hope to be better for the weekend.
*refusing to buy in to the whole pharmacutical conspiracy of cough/cold remedies… they don’t work, we spend millions on them and they tast horrible!