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  • charles-and-di
    Life

    Friday Night Fever

    I got veh, veh drunk on Friday night. On my 30th birthtday (nearly six years ago now) it was like some switch was flicked, which meant that I went from being…

  • purple-eyes
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    St Angela of the blessed blog…

    I could use this blog to make a very weak joke about how the new Pope will be chosen by ITV viewers on the new series of ‘Pope Idol’ (geddit)! However,…

  • nail-varnish
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    Anger is an energy!

    ‘Rise’ by PiL – what a top tune! This may have to replace my previous number one song for singing out loud whenever I’m in an echoey room (which was ‘Brass…

  • lomo-diana-cross
    Life

    Bank Holiday

    As is traditional at this time of year, I have eaten far too much chocolate (those bunnies taste so damn good) and very few vegetables or food containing essential nutrients (why…

  • hot-cross-bun
    Life

    Away

    The distinct lack of blogging action here for the last week is a result of me being away in Cornwall! I had this ambitious notion that I’d be checking into internet…

  • southampton water 3
    Life

    Wax on. Wax off.

    Is it wrong that I get REALLY excited when I’m in a car wash? I don’t mean sexually or anything (although I can see the possibilities), I just love the thundering…