If you play me Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) I will freak out, disco style in a public place.…
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I’m caring a little too much about the voting on Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. I have programmed the Sky+ box to record every permutation of pre-show, main show, results show…
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Sadly, this is not my own collection of booze……
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Hello internet – it’s been ages – DAYS even – since my last meandering thoughts were noted down here. Apart from realising that I live in the only town in Britain…
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Reasons why this photo is ghostly… 1. It’s been taken IN A GRAVEYARD! 2. It’s black and white and grainy… whooooaaahhhhh [scary ghost impression] 3. You see what looks like a…
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If you see me and you think I’m winking at you – I’m not. A) I don’t wink at people per se as I am not a middle-aged lethario with a…
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This is the book that is currently floating around in my giant handbag. It is slightly dog-earred already, even though I’ve only managed to get to page 16. This is no…
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Shortly after the duck shot was taken they started shagging like crazy – it was quite disgusting, and yet strangely compelling. If anyone’s interested in some duck porn, just name your…
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I was flicking around the radio stations whilst driving home from the station and I struck gold with ‘Brass In Pocket’ by ‘The Pretenders’. What a fantastic song that is –…
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Here’s another shot from the New Forest for this weeks Photo Friday challenge……