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Ten things you haven’t done since you were 10

  1. Given your mate a ‘bunk up’/’leg up’
  2. Worn your shoes on the wrong feet
  3. Looked for lost money in fruit machines/phone boxes etc
  4. Painted with powder paints onto sugar paper
  5. Skipped
  6. Drawn on the bottom of your slippers with biro
  7. Lost a ball over a fence
  8. Gone for well over a week without having a bath/shower
  9. Let your Mum buy all your clothes with any consultation (and worn them willingly)
  10. Watched tv laying upside down on the sofa

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2 Comments

  • Reply
    David
    25 March 2004 at 23:35

    I’ve done 5, 7 & 10 :)

  • Reply
    Luke
    23 April 2004 at 11:29

    oh dear…
    well I dunno if that makes me a loser but there’s more than one thing on that list I’ve done since I was ten… in fact 1,3,5,7 and 8 have all happened in the last 10 years… now the not showering for a week was when I was up in the alps and the only option was mountain waterfalls…. and feck that, pneumonia in 3 seconds flat! So i opted for the Irish shower instead (liberal application of deoderant 😉

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