- If you wear your old flared leg jeans that are a bit too big, you WILL at some point trip over them into a pile of compost and grass clippings.
- Only Chanel ‘Rouge Noir’ nail varnish will REALLY hide the dirt under your finger nails.
- Boys will think you’re really wet if you run screaming every time you accidently touch cuckoo-spit / a worm / a cobweb.
- It’s always a good time to volunteer to make the tea when it looks like there’s some hard digging to be done.
- Don’t ever wear your good trainers. You wont believe how hard it is to get the embedded mud out of the soles.
- Don’t forget if you’ve wiped your sweating brow with a very muddy hand. If you decide to pop to the corner shop for refreshments you will look like an urchin, but not in a cute way.
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