So duko. For weeks I have been rolling my eyes and muttering at colleagues who have been entranced by this phenomenon. I will now have to start mocking myself for wandering around in a trance figuring out what numbers…
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Sweet baby Jesus, will you look at the hair on me! This is a family holiday in 1984 – I’m 15 years old, and don’t I look like I’m ready to murder my family in their beds! In my…
I live in Southampton – it’s more of an industrial port than a seaside town these days, but definately ‘coastal’. Whilst public access to the waterfront is being whittled away by property developers erecting swanky apartment blocks, we are…
It’s a bank holiday (yay, no work, and I don’t even work in a bank)! It’s payday. The sun is shining. Let’s go crazy Broadway style!!!…
Three things that happened in my past that may account for being a bit odd now I’m approaching maturity (I’ll be 36 next month – yikes) Pretended Tic-Tacs were pills and acted out a melodramatic death by eating the…
As I had a bit of ‘me’ time for a change, I thought I’d catch up with some of the girlie films I’d saved on Sky+. I watched… Down With Love. Terrible. Ewan, Renee, what were you thinking!? Legally…
If you wear your old flared leg jeans that are a bit too big, you WILL at some point trip over them into a pile of compost and grass clippings. Only Chanel ‘Rouge Noir’ nail varnish will REALLY hide…
Tomorrow is the day that, finally, we here in the UK get to exercise our prerogative and vote. To be honest I can’t wait! Maybe we’ll be able to find out what else has been happening in the world…
I’ve told Mark to carry on digging whilst I nip on the internet to look up whether we are digging up weeds or plants… but actually I am completely knackered and am hoping he wont notice I’ve disapperared for…
