You spend all year tending a seed into seedlinghood and on into full plant status, only for it to look the other way completely when it does something vaguely interesting like flower! I wouldn’t mind but the sun isn’t…
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If you are having internal doors fitted (into the house, not into your actual person) then your house will smell like a gerbil cage for ages. You can’t drink espresso all day and night and expect to sleep, even…
You know how Alan Partridge would come up with the worst concepts ever for TV shows… I’m thinking in particular of Inner City Sumo, Glass Blowing With Aled Jones, Arm Wrestling with Chas ‘n’ Dave, not forgetting, the best…
I have a habit about being wrong about things like this. I’ll silently observe some fad or fashion from high up in my lofty princess-perfectness then before I know what’s happened, I’m in Top-Shop, credit card in hand, paying…
I am officially now VERY excited, as I have just managed to get hold of 2 front row tickets to see the Scissor Sisters in Bournemouth next month!! Woo flippin’ hoo!! I am also unofficially very excited as it…
I have the funkiest new phone in the whole world! Have a look at my new phone and go green with envy! It’s so flippin’ lovely I want to marry it. It has a camera, bluetooth, an FM radio,…
Somedays you don’t want the best, or even second best, somedays only trashy will do, somedays you just want… PAXO This is stuffing to the uninitiated, not the proper stuff, rich like pate, made with the best cuts of…