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  • pola-autumn-1
    Life

    Have I missed anything good?

    Films I have never seen (obviously there’s LOADS I haven’t seen, but these are the ones that when you tell people they don’t believe you)… Lord of the Rings (none of…

  • red-cabbage
    Life

    Manifestations

    Things I have in my house that I don’t ever remember buying or receiving… Needles, threads and general sewing bits and pieces Mugs Clothes brush Shoe-cleaning paraphenalia A dictionary Tape measure…

  • pola-autumn-1
    Life

    Promises, promises…

    It’s the first of December – wow that was fast! That means I have about four weeks to make good on the new years resolutions I made… somehow I don’t think…

  • stag
    Life

    I’m shoppanicking!

    I’m a bit less grumpy now – maybe because it’s not raining for once! Thought I might do some Christmas shopping online, seeing as I haven’t started yet! Went to the…

  • beech-leaves
    Life

    Can’t be arsed to think of a witty title

    Words can’t describe the boredom I’m feeling during this period of post-op recouperation. Even being hypnotised by the TV is losing all its charm. When I read books I just get…

  • snow3
    Life

    Picture this…

    I’m trying to pic out a new digital camera and my head is just spinning! The more I find out, the less I know! I would stick with the one I’ve…

  • pola-autumn-1
    Life

    Thank you Yogi Bear, or whoever it was invented TV

    My post-op status has now reached the vegetative and malingering stage which basically means I carefully synchronise my watching of daytime TV with strategic snack and bathroom breaks at regular intervals.…

  • leisure
    Life

    Alive and kicking (and screaming)

    Hooray, I’m alive – I survived the surgery, the hospital food and the bad weather. Even better, I managed to rouse myself from the anaesthetic in time to see England beat…

  • nail-varnish
    Life

    Under the knife

    Tomorrow I go to hospital and on Friday I have my gall-bladder removed! I’ve never had a general anaesthetic before, so that’s going to be weird. I’ve been on the waiting…

  • beautifulSouth
    Life

    Song For Whoever

    I’ve just come back from seeing The Beautiful South at Bournemouth International Centre. It was such a good night out, they were excellent! Paul Heaton has to be the best lyricist…