Have mad hair that desperately needs cutting. Also have morbid fear of hairdressers. Excercising jedi-like self control when anywhere near a pair of scissors. Fell over door step whist carrying fish’n’chip supper home one night. Please don’t panic! TheFish’n’chips…
Life
Ohhhhhh my god. Where is my credit card? (Like I haven’t memorised the number). Do you think sharing a laptop with a boy means he will be more or less likely to want it covered with girly flowers? Unfortunately,…
Whilst I am sure being rich isn’t the key to happiness, I am pretty positive it’s the swipe-card to a 5-star luxury hotel room – and I know that would make me smiley and instantly more attractive. I am…
I guess you have to be a certain type of person to love being cold so much that you want to do sports in it. Whilst I may show a passing interest in a bit of light snowman-making (mainly…
Apple are opening a new store in the UK… and it’s going to be in Southampton!! I feel very warm and special after finding that out.…
Come next summer, if you spark up in a public building, people will legally be able to throw a bucket of water over you and damn your sole for all eternity. Hoorah! Thankfully the (overwhelming) majority MPs who voted…
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that if you have lots of things happening in your life that people might actually be interested in, that you will have no time in which to write about them in your blog!…
I’m at work, listening to the (fabulous) Arctic Monkey’s on my iPod. Don’t you think there’s a touch of the >George Formby’s about the vocals?…
I am totally loving the 60gb iPod video that I was lucky enough to get for Christmas! For the first couple of weeks I could only sit and gaze at its sleek, sexy body and fantasize about the playlists…










