Life

London is only about 70 miles from where I live, yet I probably only go there about half a dozen times a year at the most (and then it’s mainly for the shopping). I do feel a bit like…

Any holiday that’s based on drinking lots and eating mashed-potatoes is alright by me! Oh, and apparently they’ve found a new planet in our little old solar system – surely this is comparable to finding an elephant in your…

We were talking at work today about Martha Stewart and the whole ‘being sent to jail’ situation. Once someone explained to me that for us in Britain it would be the equivilent of sending Linda Barker to prison I…

My favourite story of the week has to be about the three-headed frog! The best aspect of this story for me isn’t so much the whole ‘three-headed’ aspect of things, remarkable though I realise this is, but more about…

The miserable thought of no chocolate for, like, weeks was actually a very useful feeling to get in touch with today. Being that I’m such an important person with such an important job and attending such a very important…

I’m in love! He’s three foot tall, a lovely dark brown colour and doesn’t answer back. He currently lives in Marks & Spencer but hopefully he’ll be moving in with me soon. I reckon if I give up chocolate…

The boss is away this week, and whilst we aren’t so immature that it’s parties ALL the time, there’s definately been an air of relaxed jolity about the place. The numbers of coffees/teas drunk through the day has quadrupled……

Today is Sunday, and as it’s the law to have a huge lunch, a suitable ‘bistro’ (‘Dock Of The Bay’ in The Avenue, Southampton – funky french food but don’t go if you’re expecting to be anywhere near a…