S. has flown off to Majorca for a week today, so obviously I’m seething with jealousy (even though she’s promised to bring me back some Lancôme Juicy-Tubes from the duty-free shops…
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I don’t make a habit of creeping up on girls and photographing their arses, but if you will go and put sparkly writing all over it then I think you must…
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Today was actually quite a lovely day to be at work. Rather than add a £20 (minus tax) to our pay packets as a thank you, the directors chose to have…
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Even though, since the age of about three I was told every horror story there was about looking directly at the sun, they all sounded a bit far-fetched, so I thought…
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I’ve been caffine-free… well, coffee free, for three days now! I’m managing to keep the nervous twitch reasonably under control and, with the co-operation of work colleagues, I’ve only had to…
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I have just seen a TV trailer for The Day After Tomorrow movie which contained the following small-print: May contain extended scenes of peril…! Surley there’d have been more of a…
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I’m writing this sat just a few metres away from the Greenwich Meridian! (Reason: I’ve managed to ‘blag’ another training course in London – I should be a negotiator for the…
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Today I did the sort of shopping that I absolutely HATED when I was a kid, I had to be physically dragged around town on the verge of a tantrum, keeping…