Which is worse, do you think, smelling like Britney Spears, or smelling like somebody who wishes she smelt like Britney Spears? Only I was doing a bit of santa-list research in…
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This is an old postcard of Derby. I’ve never been to Derby. HOLY CRAP, who was the picture editor for this postcard company? Someone on glue I think. What exactly are…
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Waiting patiently to be hung. It won’t be long now, Audrey! The Germans have invaded! Just for Christmas though, and they’ve brought giant sausages, gingerbread and spiced beer, so they’re more…
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I took this photo today – or technically I suppose it was yesterday. Saturday. With my brand new Sony Ericsson K800i mobile phone. I went for the phone with the best…
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Went to a friend’s wedding up in Worcestershire – is odd seeing everyone you know from city surrounding transposed into country surroundings. Wedding was lovely – during the day we climbed…
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If you can’t tell what this is, it’s seaweed. No the grossest thing in the world, admittedly, but then I don’t really have a huge collection of photos of gross things……
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The forest is full of things to eat right now – not necessarily for human consumption, but they certainly look good enough to me… The fallers from this crab-apple tree smelt…
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Here’s something rather good. Imagine a cross between Billie Holliday, a 60s Motown girl group and the coolest kid you ever knew at school and throw in the wickedest north London…
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I kind of like halloween, but I kind of don’t. I love the pumpkins, they make me very happy. I used to like the vague themes that this time of year…