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sweet-peas
Life

Bingo

5 – The number of days, including today, until the weekend. Unless I win the lottery. 30,000 – The number of pounds I would win if numbers come up tonight on aforementioned lottery. 33 – This is the average…

purple-flowers
Life

Recap

Have mad hair that desperately needs cutting. Also have morbid fear of hairdressers. Excercising jedi-like self control when anywhere near a pair of scissors. Fell over door step whist carrying fish’n’chip supper home one night. Please don’t panic! TheFish’n’chips…

chickens in long grass - pentax k1000
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I feel like chicken tonight, I really do!

I am actually still feeling really quite sick after yesterdays diet of burnt/raw sausages, beer and marshmallows (nothing else)! That’s barbeque’s for you. Tonight though, I have really pushed the boat out and am serving up a Chicken Tonight…

beech-leaves
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Three things

Three things that happened in my past that may account for being a bit odd now I’m approaching maturity (I’ll be 36 next month – yikes) Pretended Tic-Tacs were pills and acted out a melodramatic death by eating the…

rainbowGarden2
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Gardening tips for girls

If you wear your old flared leg jeans that are a bit too big, you WILL at some point trip over them into a pile of compost and grass clippings. Only Chanel ‘Rouge Noir’ nail varnish will REALLY hide…

green-leaves
Life

Three things

I’m caring a little too much about the voting on Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. I have programmed the Sky+ box to record every permutation of pre-show, main show, results show and post show episode. If only I could…

i will eat lots of fruit in 2012
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Mucus gracias

Good things about having a stinking cold… Bunking off work for the day, snuggling under the duvet and sleeping in until your brain just forces you to wake up and watch daytime TV. Sounding REALLY ill when you talk…