5 – The number of days, including today, until the weekend. Unless I win the lottery. 30,000 – The number of pounds I would win if numbers come up tonight on aforementioned lottery. 33 – This is the average…
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I think I’m in for an interesting nights sleep. I have just read the side of the cough medecine I’ve brought – possible side-effects include… drowsiness elation depression irritability nightmares Obviously it’s fingers-crossed for 1 and 2. Think I’ll…
I am actually still feeling really quite sick after yesterdays diet of burnt/raw sausages, beer and marshmallows (nothing else)! That’s barbeque’s for you. Tonight though, I have really pushed the boat out and am serving up a Chicken Tonight…
Three things that happened in my past that may account for being a bit odd now I’m approaching maturity (I’ll be 36 next month – yikes) Pretended Tic-Tacs were pills and acted out a melodramatic death by eating the…
If you wear your old flared leg jeans that are a bit too big, you WILL at some point trip over them into a pile of compost and grass clippings. Only Chanel ‘Rouge Noir’ nail varnish will REALLY hide…
I’m caring a little too much about the voting on Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. I have programmed the Sky+ box to record every permutation of pre-show, main show, results show and post show episode. If only I could…
The pile of unopened mail sat in the hallway – there must be nearly 2 weeks worth now… at least with internet spam you don’t get paper cuts. ‘M’ at work who has done all, yes ALL her Christmas…
Another list of things I’m looking forward to now the kitchen is very nearly (but not quite) finished…
Excuse any repetition here to previous posts, but this is really ALL I can think about right now. I mean, it can’t be good ‘feng shui’ to have your microwave double-up as a shoe-rack in the hallway! Vegetables. Lovely…
Good things about having a stinking cold… Bunking off work for the day, snuggling under the duvet and sleeping in until your brain just forces you to wake up and watch daytime TV. Sounding REALLY ill when you talk…